September 16, 2009

Bbebar: Going Down? by TexasKatherine

Author's Summary: Bella Swan is a rising star in her new company, but ascending the corporate ladder is not exactly easy when you are trapped in an elevator. Rated M for language, lemons & flagrant use of snark.

Why Bbebar loves it:

What don't I love about this story!?!? A few days ago, I was perusing my list of to-read fics. If you're anything like me, your to-read list is a mile long and often overwhelming. While scrolling through, I saw a story with the title, Going Down? Hmmm I thought; that sounds promising! So, based on the title alone, I dove in.

This is where I'd like to take a moment to express my undying love and gratitude to whichever h00r out there rec'd this fic to me. I don't remember who it was or even how long this story has been on my list, but I thank you and TexasKatherine for bringing this awesomeness into my life.

Going Down? is the kind of story, that while only four chapters in, you know is going to be epic. I'm talking MoBS epic, people. That's heard me. TexasKatherine has written some of the funniest lines and wittiest characters I've ever read.

The story begins with Bella, who is on her way to work and determined to have a good day. She doesn't even let the drink thief at Starbucks, or the subsequent coffee incident turned youtube video bring her down! After working a full day, she prepares to leave like always. However, on this night, the elevator door opens and SHAZAM! Cue one gorgeous man by the name of Edward. Bellla is immediately tongue tied and only manages to squeak out, ""Are you going down on me? WITH me!" You can see where this is going right?

Just let me say...there is no slow burn here! You're not going to have to wait 20 chapters before Edward and Bella admit to their feelings and finally do the deed. In fact, how do secksie times that involve an elevator, a sports car, and a voice activated vibrator sound? Pretty effing fantastic, right?! That's what I thought.

But wait; there's a twist! Bella finds out, post bump and grind, that Edward has just been hired on as her new assistant. Hijinks ensue, but somehow Edward manages to convince her she's not going to be sent to prison. Good thing because these two literally cannot stay away from each other.

I'm exicted to find out where this story is going. Will Bella and Edward be able to continue working together and maintain a relationship? How long will they be able to keep it a secret from their co-workers? Will their instant chemistry be enough to devopment into something deeper? Will Bella succeed in reprograming her vibrator? Inquiring minds need to know!

Well, I for one am going to take it as it comes, because as Bella says to Edward, "I think... for once in my life I'm going to sit back and enjoy the ride." And I have no doubt that TexasKatherine will have me laughing the entire time.


  1. As TK's beta bitch, I may be a little biased, but Going Down? is a funny, sexy story and this review did it total justice.

  2. Spanks so much for reviewing my story! I want to carry you around in my pocket so you can stroke my ego. Mwah!

  3. Awww! I love you ladies hard!! Thanks so much for checking out my review and for this totally amazing story. Mwah!!

  4. Going Down? is one of my favorite stories and TexasKatherine is one of my favorite authors. She is beyond clever and witty. I always tell her that in order to pick my favorite lines, that I would have to copy the entire chapter! Everyone should be reading this hilarious and hot story. Thank you for reviewing it. Enjoy!!

  5. Thank you so much for checking out my review and for your great comments! TexasKatherine has made me fall in love with her too!

  6. Thank you Bbebar for reccing this! I read it last night and absolutely loved it. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee myself! Definately my favorite 'funny' fic!!

  7. I am so glad you love the story as much as I did!! Thanks so much for reading my rec and for checking out Going Down? !! Mwah!!